An unexpected result

Bee-straw's BooM echoed around the ghost city for a while. As the echos began to fade, IgI appeared.
"What was that?" he inquired.
"A BooM" answereed Bee-straw "which is a metaphor fot the economic boom about to come"
"I prefer depression" remarked The Drizzles, still trembling from the BooM.
"Well, if everything is under control here, I just wanted to let you know that the congress party won the india elections."
"Oh" said The Drizzles "that's very interesting. Thank you"
Bee-straw ignored him.
"That was according to The Plan as well" he said "Most of the dominating forces shall remain in power this year. The big question that remains is Iran's election".
"Oh, those are not real elections" answered IgI "there too will the dominators hold their power"
"Well, that is what The Plan says" said Bee-Straw.
They stared at each other silently for a while. When they broke the stare, simoltanously, they noticeed that The Drizzles is no longer there.

A state of mind and the economy

The Drizzles pondered about The mysterious Plan for a while, until he had found the right question.

"Why would someone manipulate the real-world beings?" He asked Bee-straw.

Bee-straw turned around, to reveal Jupiter-Jack's face.

"Why, to make money, of-course" Jack's smiled gleamed "Why would Anyone do Anything for any other reason?".

"Yes, but why spread a rumor about a false flu? He must really like the feeling of panic!".

Jupiter -Jack turned around.

"Oh, they probably do, whoever they are" said Bee-straw "They certainly adore panic. But I have reasons to believe that the manipulators are creating diversions, not making money. And that demi-pandemic is all over now. They would have to move on to the next part pf The Plan".

"What is it?" asked The Drizzles.

"The next part of the plan is the economic boom. That's how they will get out of the depression".

"Oh, I love depression" nostalged The Drizzles, a true connoisseur of emotions "It's so very very deep!".

"Yes, perhaps" unsured Bee-straw "But this depression is not a state of mind. It's a state of the economy".

"And that's why you need a boom to get out of it?" The Drizzles tried.

"Yes" smiled Bee-straw and clapped his mighty hands together, producing a thunderous clap "A real BooM".

A president and a demi-pandemic

"President Barack Obama, AKA the big O, Demi-democrat, The antichrist, Mankind's savior, The black Jesus, Dajjal and Good Ole Hussein, Is the center of The Plan, though we do not know how and why is he related to it"

"So all of The Plan is this Mr. O?" Asked The Drizzles.

"No, No. But Mr. O is the strongest man in the USA, and the USA controls most of the cyber-world."

"And also most of the world finanance" Said Bee-straw, who was suddenly there again, instead of Jupiter Jack.

"Hi!" ansurprised The Drizzles "Where did you come from?".

"Oh, I am just the other side of Jupiter Jack" Explained Bee-straw.

"Wow. I did not know that".

"Well, you don't know a lot of things. Do you have different levels of ignorance?" wondered Bee-straw "After all, one might have different levels of knowledge".

The Drizzles didn't answer. He was busy looking for 'ignorance' in the dictionary.He found the entry and read it.

"Oh, I didn't thank you yet for the present!" he said happily.

"Oh, Don't mention it, please" Bee-straw slightly reddened "Anyway, today's most important issue is the swine flu, AKA the Mexican flu, The north American flu, and the we-can't-agree-on-any-goddamn-name flu. This so-called pandemic is a wonderful example for The Plan in action. It is occupying 13.7% of the cyber-world's activity, even though it has no real basis".

"So the real-worlds beings are stupid?"

"Yes, but that is not the point. The real world being are being manipulated".




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